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you ever go out into the world with one small but noticeable piece of fan merchandise and hope on your travels someone, anyone, will recognize it and you’ll have a moment
My husband gets an alarming number of shoutouts when he’s wearing his N7 hoodie.
Me too. Had an almost irritating amount of people fistbump me in Halifax whenever I wore a Homestuck hoodie, too.
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I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
can we just not
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salted caramel cheesecake bars.
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
both lesbians and asexuals (especially of the female-identified type) are just assumed that “oh you just haven’t had a good dickin’”
how about no and ew
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Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?
I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
Fill in these (okay maybe somewhat weird) questions and add your result?
ohhhhh i got a 2 and i always thought i was 3
maybe im not even on the scale
X the first time changed an answer and got a 3
I got a 3, I always knew I was a 3
i got a 3,
i got a 3 too. not that i’m surprised.
I got a 6.
LOL I Failed… How? I guess I’m an unusual person??
3 though that honestly doesn’t clarify anything about my sexuality, just that i’m pretty ambivalent about the genitals and perceived/identified gender of the person or persons in bed with me.
wow what the fuck i remember being 16 and all “i like boys i like girls i am bisexual”
now it’s like, “well, gender is sort of a tricky thing to begin with, i mean do you want to start with my own gender or..? and then while we’re at it, are you wanting to know who i want to have SEX with or who i want romantic attachments to? honestly? you should probably get a snack and have a seat…”
okay, so the test refused to register my answers for some reason (browser?), but I have some problems with the questions
like, why ask whether I’m sexually submissive
why a question about orgies AND one about threesomes
why ask about assigned birth gender (and why not make clear up front that this scale can’t really take non-binary gender into account, it’s better to acknowledge flaws in the metric than to pretend they don’t exist)
why two near-identical questions about sex drive
why ask if I “avoid” lesbian pornography when it could be that I avoid all pornography, thus rendering any response meaningless (do I say “no” because I don’t avoid it in favor of straight porn, or “yes” because I do avoid it along with straight porn, or what)
honestly I think it would make more sense to just look at the scale and pick a number based on what sorts of people you’ve been attracted to and who you’ve had enjoyable sexual experiences with (because lots of people have had straight sex without liking it)
reblogging sibyl’s commentary because fucking seriously, what
THIS DOG IS SO BORED THE PHOTO TURNED INTO A FILM-NOIR ALL BY ITSELF HOLY SHIT
do she got the booty?
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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