it's cow. moo.

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 07:57:04 -0400

girljanitor: that’s ok i didn’t need MY HEART

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:53 -0400

girljanitor:

that’s ok

i didn’t need

MY HEART

@idriselba

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:59:58 -0400

cumaeansibyl:

did you know idris elba has a twitter

did you know he DJs on the weekends

DID YOU KNOW HE POSTS SELFIES

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED

PAGING PEARWALDORF

solarbird: For the record, Starbird the Fleet’s grammar is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:31:58 -0400

solarbird:

For the record, Starbird the Fleet’s grammar is impeccable.

headlighthorizon: “I’d finally set out to make my mark; to find...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:48:19 -0400

headlighthorizon:

“I’d finally set out to make my mark; to find adventure. But instead, adventure found me.”
-Lara Croft (Tomb Raider 2013)

More from our Tomb Raider shoot!
Nat Mi: http://blue-greentear.deviantart.com/ as Lara Croft

Photos by: http://www.facebook.com/jrjsiaronphotography

reichenbackdatassup: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:54:20 -0400

reichenbackdatassup:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

this is a beautiful thing

arjache: criacow replied to your photo: aaaaaaaa SO EXCITED. Never played them but have heard such...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:47:22 -0400

arjache:

criacow replied to your photo: aaaaaaaa

SO EXCITED. Never played them but have heard such good things…

Same here! In the meantime I’ve been playing through Link’s Awakening DX, which I vaguely remember having played in the past but never finished. So I’ll probably try to complete it before starting in on the Oracle re-releases.

Link’s Awakening is still quite possibly my favourite Zelda game ever.

The Ballad of the Wind Fish still randomly pops into my head from time to time.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:55:17 -0400

daveio: this grooming is not going entirely to plan

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:37:41 -0400

daveio:

this grooming is not going entirely to plan

bunnyfood: (via cineraria:YouTube)

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:56:58 -0400

bunnyfood:

(via cineraria:YouTube)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:02:18 -0400

cumaeansibyl: desliz: audiodrops: californiapants: the-tabula...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:22:33 -0400

cumaeansibyl:

desliz:

audiodrops:

californiapants:

the-tabularium:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

SWEET SKIES ABOVE WHAT BREED OF COW IS THIS?!?!

Man that’s a silly looking animal

ARE THESE FUZZY COWS

I’M LOSING MY MIND HERE ARE THERE FUZZY COWS OUT THERE

MY GOD. FUZZY COWS.

I really love livestock sites, the only place where you can see the word semen 567658768 times and not be concerned when you see a link called “Youth Support”.

Also this:

Wondered when you be in…I need bodacious semen. Our Reply: Tuesday, Thanks

anyway, there doesn’t appear to be one breed represented here (beef cattle are are often crossbred to optimize economically desirable qualities in the offspring, e.g., make them as profitable as possible at slaughter), but the fuzzy effect is mostly likely just the product of careful trimming, as indicated by the evenness of the hair length and the fact that their faces are practically shaved). So really, any breed that tends to develop a shaggier coat in the wintertime can be made into a fuzzy cow, if you are devoted enough to their grooming ~~and semen.~~

POODLE COWS THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE NEEDED

canadrien: pearwaldorf: spicyshimmy: you ever go out into the world with one small but noticeable...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:26 -0400

canadrien:

pearwaldorf:

spicyshimmy:

you ever go out into the world with one small but noticeable piece of fan merchandise and hope on your travels someone, anyone, will recognize it and you’ll have a moment

My husband gets an alarming number of shoutouts when he’s wearing his N7 hoodie.

Me too. Had an almost irritating amount of people fistbump me in Halifax whenever I wore a Homestuck hoodie, too.

bUt did ThEy fiSTBump you In RANDom capITALIzation

tavrosbeyoncenitram: tavrosbeyoncenitram: I’m in a bookstore...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:59:13 -0400

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic

There are ninjas

Every single male has a cock ring

She calls erections “Man Tents”

Its been almost an hour

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens

oh god

can we just not

gastrogirl: salted caramel cheesecake bars. GIMME

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:46:18 -0400

gastrogirl:

salted caramel cheesecake bars.

GIMME